These custom jerseys are always fun. In case you don’t understand where the .093 comes from, read on
St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa was arrested Thursday on a drunken driving charge after police said they found him asleep inside his running sport utility vehicle at a stop light. La Russa gave two breath samples and had a blood alcohol content of 0.093 percent, Jupiter police said in a statement. Florida’s legal driving limit is 0.08 percent.
Props to this guy even though his haircut makes him look like a tool.
We know what Warren Sapp is trying to pull here. I mean who wouldn’t go for a female talk head from ESPN. My first choice would have to be Erin Andrews, but props regardless. Good luck Warren
9. Garbage collector in the ditches of I-75. Why not get a head start?
8. Chad Johnson’s teammate on their new Arena Football League team. One talks a lot and stays out of trouble off the field. The other says nothing except, “Yes, your honor.”
7. Jose Canseco’s publicist.
6. Phone operator for the Bengals’ “jerk line.” Takes one to know one.
5. Michael Vick’s newest co-defendant.
4. Mixed martial arts, he could star in 6-foot-4, 200-pound, waste-of-talent division.
3. Mail-room employee at the NFL offices. He’ll need something to do when he’s suspended all of this coming season.
Chris Henry getting charged is almost as predictable as the sun rising every morning. They Bengals are my team but I am so sick of this teams Wide Receivers. Chad Johnson needs to shut his mouth and Chris Henry is just a complete dumbass in every possible way. Keep TJ and take out the trash.
Warrants were issued for Henry’s arrest Wednesday. Cincinnati Assistant Police Chief James Whalen said late Wednesday authorities were negotiating with Henry’s lawyers to arrange his surrender to authorities.
Henry, 24, arrived at the Hamilton County Justice Center about midnight and was booked. He will be in Hamilton County Municipal Court at 12:30 p.m. today for an initial appearance on the charges.
Henry, of Florence, is accused of punching a man in the head and throwing a beer bottle at the man’s car Monday in Clifton Heights.
Henry is accused of leaving a visible gash in the head of Gregory Meyer. Court records say Meyer and other eyewitnesses identified Henry as the attacker. They say the beer bottle they accuse Henry of throwing at Meyer’s 2002 Honda broke the passenger-side window.
UPDATE: Bengals waive Henry
The Bengals announced this morning that they have released wide receiver Chris Henry.
Henry will be in court this morning to face assault and disorderly conduct charges.
Henry is in court today to face assault and disorderly conduct charges.
In a statement released by the team, Bengals president Mike Brown said Henry’s conduct can no longer be tolerated.
“Chris Henry has forfeited his opportunity to pursue a career with the Bengals. His conduct can no longer be tolerated,” Brown said.
“The Bengals tried for an extended period of time to support Chris and his potentially bright career. We had hoped to guide him toward an appropriate standard of personal responsibility that this community would support and that would allow him to play in the NFL.
“We acknowledge those fans who had concerns about Chris; at the same time we tried to help a young man.
“But those efforts end today, as we move on with what is best for our team.”
Apparently his girlfriend is not happy because he is gone with games all the time. So lets let Jerry Springer solve this one of course. She decides to go for a fellow mascot. Not sure how it is any different but it is a must see regardless.
Apparently Benny was suicidal after the taping of the show. Stay tuned for the latest on the situation.
Nick Lachey was spotted in Washington D.C. March 27th, 2008 at the West Virginia-Xavier game. Nick has been known to not be happy with the decision by University of Cincinnati President Nancy Zimpher to show Bob Huggins the door. So it is not a surprise that he has changed his alliance to Huggins new school and Alma-mater West Virginia. Nick was often seen on MTV’s Newlyweds sporting a Bearcats jersey or a Cincinnati Reds cap. By the way, not all West Virginia girls are this good looking…
First week and Larry Bowa is already in mid-season form.
It happened after umpire Ed Montague ordered Bowa to get back inside the coach’s box. Bowa took exception, and Montague ejected him quickly. It then fell upon Joe Torre to restrain Bowa, and quite honestly, Torre was barely strong enough for the task. Trying to get at Montague, Bowa pushed Torre into Montague - though no serious damage was done.
“That vein in Bowa’s neck could have held a screen up in the Coliseum,” Vin Scully pricelessly commented. “Easy, Larry - you get into a thing like that, you wind up getting suspended.”
Now we all know why Indiana University decided the once Marquette coach Tom Crean was their man. It was not because of his 190-96 record in nine seasons at Marquette. Or his Final Four run in 2003 behind Dwayne Wade. It was simply to be able to say their school colors are “Crean and Crimson” rather than the usual and boring cream and crimson. Hopefully once again IU will again be the “Crean of the Crop.” (Sorry I had to)
I will take Bronson for the simple fact that he is not yet balding. Maybe that is what Bronson will look like in 15 years. Only time will tell. Let me know who ya got in the comments section.
This was about as predictable as the sun coming up this morning.
10. Pacman Jones’ official “wing-man.”
Apparently Benny was suicidal after the taping of the show. Stay tuned for the latest on the situation.
