These Girls are a bit out of this Guy’s League

The girls, well they are not the hottest. The tattoos, well they are just tacky. There is also a reason why they are called tramp stamps. The tattoo doesn’t help the dudes case either. But overall they are decent looking. But this guy, even with average looking girls, he is completely not in the same league. Since it is opening day think of it this way. The girls are in AAA ball. This guy is still in T-Ball. Seriously he is that fugly looking. Take the girl on the left.

Cops Bust a (Root) Beer Keg Party

When his friends got suspended from school sports because of photos showing them drinking from red cups, Dustin Zebro decided to mount a protest of sorts: he invited scores of kids to a kegger party, which got busted by the cops.But the kids got the last laugh, and here’s why:

Cars lining the street. A house full of young people. A keg and drinking games inside. Police thought they had an underage boozing party on their hands.

But though they made dozens of teens take breath tests, none tested positive for alcohol. That’s because the keg contained root beer.

The party was held by a high school student who wanted to show that teens don’t always drink alcohol at their parties.

Opening Day 2008

Boston fans never have been known for their good looks. And this one is no different. Maybe you can somehow enjoy it anyway.

Parent of the year Nominee

I know it is still early in 2008,  apparently this 4 year old was caught with drugs. And lets just say I am not sure a 4 year old could buy drugs off the street, therefore we have a Parent of the Year Nominee.

Police have arrested two adults after day care workers found a bag of marijuana on a 4-year-old boy, according to police.

Officers from the St. Joseph County police department were called to the day care about 11:30 a.m. Thursday, according to a police news release.

Workers there told police they found a clear plastic bag containing what they believed to be marijuana in the boy’s pocket. After testing the substance, police confirmed it was the illegal drug, the release said.

The release said the investigation was turned over to the Metro Special Operations Section, which arrested the boy’s mother on charges of dealing and possessing marijuana, maintaining a common nuisance and child neglect. They boy’s uncle also was arrested on charges of visiting a common nuisance, according to the release.

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Ohio Dude Has Sex with his Picnic Table? Apparently so…

All I can say, is wow. So that is all I will say

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.
The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

And if for some reason you don’t believe me, which I understand because I didn’t believe it either. Here is the report:

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Do we really need to hear about Britney’s Colon?

I understand that paparazzi are out there trying to make money. And I understand that writers are writing things to try and make money. But seriously must we really have to know about Britney Spears and her colon cleansing? Some things are better to be unsaid.

“Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon. Britney’s had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great, more upbeat and energetic,” according to a new tabloid report.

Redheads ‘have more sex than blondes or brunettes’

From the Daily Mail

 

Blondes may have more fun but redheads have more sex, according to new research in Germany.

The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them with their hair colour.

He said: “The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation.”

He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: “Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better.”

Psychologist Christine Baumanns said however that it may not be the women who were to blame for the better sex lives of redheads.

She said: “Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead he will think he is dealing with a woman who won’t mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex.”

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UCLA keeps Western Kentucky away, and you should be very happy…

Because, it is one more game where you will be able to witness the UCLA cheerleaders, and dance team for that matter, in all their glory. Here are some example…

When you are the All-Time Wins Leader you can do this

Never did I think I would see the day when Robert Montgomery Knight sported a pink shirt.

Teammates not showing love, give yourself some love

What happens when you make a free throw and all your teammates seem to only care about what club they are going to hit up in the ATL after the game? Well you get Andrew Bogut congratulating himself. I have never seen so many high fives given.

12 year old girl was a Stripper at a Dallas club

The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.”If they’re not shut down, it’s like they’re giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club,” said the mother of the 12-year-old.

The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim.Operators of the Diamonds Cabaret at 2444 Walnut Ridge St. did not return calls for comment. Their sexually oriented business license expires in November.

The mother of the 12-year-old girl said her daughter ran away in early November. She said the family frantically began looking and her husband finally found their daughter in late November. She was then interviewed by police.

12-year old that looks like a 20 year old, what are they putting in the water in Texas?

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That’s the way the Cookie Crumbles

Police say a man’s excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake — or, at least, the cookie.A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW last fall says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo.Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had just slipped from his fingers as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.Prosecutors learned in court this week that Vonkummer had been charged with speeding and driving under a suspended license — not driving under the influence, as a clerk had mistakenly noted in the court records.

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Yep it is that time, Spring Break

And here is a picture to enjoy from it…

Over the Hills, a “The Hills” Parody

Yep, and Spencer is still a douche…

See anything wrong in this Picture?

Nothing Like two bald thugs making out…

Want Sweet 16 Tickets? Should have gone to Davidson

I wish I had someone to do my laundry for me. Paying for a Sweet 16 trip would be nice too. Although Detroit? That is a bad draw. Give me Arizona!

One of Davidson College’s famous perks is the free laundry service for students. Now the school is adding another freebie: watching the Wildcats play in the NCAA tournament’s round of 16.The school’s board of trustees set up a fund Wednesday to pay for any student wishing to travel to Detroit to see Davidson play Wisconsin in the Midwest Regional semifinals. Students will get free bus transportation, two nights lodging and a ticket to Friday’s game.

While the drop-off laundry service and trip to Detroit are free, annual tuition at the exclusive, liberal-arts school is just under $41,000 a year.

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No John Madden in Madden ‘09?

A potential bombshell has been dropped by EA audio director Aubrey Hodges. In an interview with Louis Bedigian of Gamezone, Hodges seems to suggest that John Madden may not be one of the game announcers in Madden 09:

I have to be careful about this. Although I can… We are making a change in the Madden commentators. I can’t mention who they are. We are using some of the biggest names in the business. We listened to the fans and we are making a change. And that will be more than one. It will be a fantastic year for Madden fans, I think they’re gonna be thrilled with this new direction. I don’t think I can say much more than that.

John Madden was always so good at telling me which play to run against my competition, who shall I ask now?

On a side not, I hope they choose Thom Brennaman

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Porn Star to Play Laura Bush in New Movie

“Elizabeth Banks is going from the world of adult films to the White House.

The actress, who recently wrapped shooting Kevin Smith’s “Zack and Miri Make a Porno,” is in final negotiations to portray Laura Bush in “W,” Oliver Stone’s biopic on the life and presidency of George W. Bush.

Josh Brolin already is on board to play Bush in the biopic, which begins shooting in late April in Shreveport, La.”

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This just proves the NIT is Pointless

Cal is playing at Ohio State in the second round of the NIT and the game had to be moved to St. John Arena on the Buckeyes’ campus because Bruce Springsteen is occupying the arena usually reserved for basketball. The Arena is home to the Men’s and Women’s Volleyball teams. The results were a little bit hard on the eyes as you can well see.