The Daily Chatter

Surprise Surprise, OJ Mayo is One and Done

ucbearcats1125 — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:44:26 +0000

This was about as predictable as the sun coming up this morning.

USC freshman guard O.J. Mayo has decided to declare for the NBA Draft, according to sources close to the Trojans program.

Mayo has not yet signed with an agent, but plans to do so.

The highly touted 6-foot-5 guard averaged 20.7 points, 4.5 rebounds and 3.3 assists for the Trojans this past season.

USC lost to Kansas State in the first round of the NCAA tournament.

Mayo is a native of West Virginia who came to USC with the notion of playing in a big city and trying to take the program to the next level.

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Get your La Russa .093 Jersey

ucbearcats1125 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:21:34 +0000

These custom jerseys are always fun. In case you don’t understand where the .093 comes from, read on

St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa was arrested Thursday on a drunken driving charge after police said they found him asleep inside his running sport utility vehicle at a stop light. La Russa gave two breath samples and had a blood alcohol content of 0.093 percent, Jupiter police said in a statement. Florida’s legal driving limit is 0.08 percent.

Props to this guy even though his haircut makes him look like a tool.

Pitcher takes 100 MPH Hit off the Head

ucbearcats1125 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:15:04 +0000

Notre Dame baseball pitcher Wade Korpi takes a line drive to the head. The radar gun picked it up off the bat at 100mph.

The Ladies Man…AKA Warren Sapp

ucbearcats1125 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:18:46 +0000

We know what Warren Sapp is trying to pull here. I mean who wouldn’t go for a female talk head from ESPN. My first choice would have to be Erin Andrews, but props regardless. Good luck Warren

Bob Knight throws a Chair in New Commercial

ucbearcats1125 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:46:33 +0000

Never knew a car had so many one liners.

Roy Williams Enjoys Hooters

ucbearcats1125 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:49:35 +0000

Props to Roy. Been in some good pictures this week.

Taiwanese player disagrees with this Umpire’s Call

ucbearcats1125 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:48:32 +0000

I wonder if this dude will need to sit a few games out after this little outburst.

Dick Vitale’s touch makes Bob Knight look like a Killer

ucbearcats1125 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:21:56 +0000

He looks like he is a killer or needs to possibly go to the bathroom to hurl. Never knew the two looks were so similar till now.

Streakers Open Blue Jays Home Season with a Bang

ucbearcats1125 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:51:39 +0000

Why Roy, why would you do this?

ucbearcats1125 — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:30:14 +0000

Kevin Love Hits some more Half Court Shots

ucbearcats1125 — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:24:47 +0000

This time in front of thousands of people as UCLA practiced Friday as the Bruins prepared for their game with the Memphis Tigers.

This is a good reason I am rooting for North Carolina

ucbearcats1125 — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:36:12 +0000

Simply said, because this UNC cheerleader is hot!

Chris Henry’s top 10 possible career moves

ucbearcats1125 — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:18:47 +0000

10. Pacman Jones’ official “wing-man.”

9. Garbage collector in the ditches of I-75. Why not get a head start?

8. Chad Johnson’s teammate on their new Arena Football League team. One talks a lot and stays out of trouble off the field. The other says nothing except, “Yes, your honor.”

7. Jose Canseco’s publicist.

6. Phone operator for the Bengals’ “jerk line.” Takes one to know one.

5. Michael Vick’s newest co-defendant.

4. Mixed martial arts, he could star in 6-foot-4, 200-pound, waste-of-talent division.

3. Mail-room employee at the NFL offices. He’ll need something to do when he’s suspended all of this coming season.

2. Driver for the “Girls Gone Wild” bus.

And the top possible new job for Chris Henry:

1. Wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys.

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How do you get the 2 Confused?

ucbearcats1125 — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:02:48 +0000

You know…A baby and a burrito look so much alike. Only at a Wal-Mart are the people able to get the two of these confused.

Chris Henry living the Thug Life…And now Jobless

ucbearcats1125 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:03:14 +0000

Chris Henry getting charged is almost as predictable as the sun rising every morning. They Bengals are my team but I am so sick of this teams Wide Receivers. Chad Johnson needs to shut his mouth and Chris Henry is just a complete dumbass in every possible way. Keep TJ and take out the trash.

Warrants were issued for Henry’s arrest Wednesday. Cincinnati Assistant Police Chief James Whalen said late Wednesday authorities were negotiating with Henry’s lawyers to arrange his surrender to authorities.

Henry, 24, arrived at the Hamilton County Justice Center about midnight and was booked. He will be in Hamilton County Municipal Court at 12:30 p.m. today for an initial appearance on the charges.

Henry, of Florence, is accused of punching a man in the head and throwing a beer bottle at the man’s car Monday in Clifton Heights.

Henry is accused of leaving a visible gash in the head of Gregory Meyer. Court records say Meyer and other eyewitnesses identified Henry as the attacker. They say the beer bottle they accuse Henry of throwing at Meyer’s 2002 Honda broke the passenger-side window.

UPDATE: Bengals waive Henry

The Bengals announced this morning that they have released wide receiver Chris Henry.

Henry will be in court this morning to face assault and disorderly conduct charges.

Henry is in court today to face assault and disorderly conduct charges.

In a statement released by the team, Bengals president Mike Brown said Henry’s conduct can no longer be tolerated.

“Chris Henry has forfeited his opportunity to pursue a career with the Bengals. His conduct can no longer be tolerated,” Brown said.

“The Bengals tried for an extended period of time to support Chris and his potentially bright career. We had hoped to guide him toward an appropriate standard of personal responsibility that this community would support and that would allow him to play in the NFL.

“We acknowledge those fans who had concerns about Chris; at the same time we tried to help a young man.

“But those efforts end today, as we move on with what is best for our team.”

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Benny the Bull has Relationship Problems

ucbearcats1125 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:00:51 +0000

Apparently his girlfriend is not happy because he is gone with games all the time. So lets let Jerry Springer solve this one of course. She decides to go for a fellow mascot. Not sure how it is any different but it is a must see regardless.

Apparently Benny was suicidal after the taping of the show. Stay tuned for the latest on the situation.

Nick Lachey Likes the West Virginia Girls

ucbearcats1125 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:01:23 +0000

Nick Lachey was spotted in Washington D.C. March 27th, 2008 at the West Virginia-Xavier game. Nick has been known to not be happy with the decision by University of Cincinnati President Nancy Zimpher to show Bob Huggins the door. So it is not a surprise that he has changed his alliance to Huggins new school and Alma-mater West Virginia. Nick was often seen on MTV’s Newlyweds sporting a Bearcats jersey or a Cincinnati Reds cap. By the way, not all West Virginia girls are this good looking…

Larry Bowa Outburst is Good Entertainment

ucbearcats1125 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:16:26 +0000

First week and Larry Bowa is already in mid-season form.

It happened after umpire Ed Montague ordered Bowa to get back inside the coach’s box. Bowa took exception, and Montague ejected him quickly. It then fell upon Joe Torre to restrain Bowa, and quite honestly, Torre was barely strong enough for the task. Trying to get at Montague, Bowa pushed Torre into Montague – though no serious damage was done.

“That vein in Bowa’s neck could have held a screen up in the Coliseum,” Vin Scully pricelessly commented. “Easy, Larry – you get into a thing like that, you wind up getting suspended.”

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Crean & Crimson

ucbearcats1125 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:34:01 +0000

Now we all know why Indiana University decided the once Marquette coach Tom Crean was their man. It was not because of his 190-96 record in nine seasons at Marquette. Or his Final Four run in 2003 behind Dwayne Wade. It was simply to be able to say their school colors are “Crean and Crimson” rather than the usual and boring cream and crimson. Hopefully once again IU will again be the “Crean of the Crop.” (Sorry I had to)

Who has the Better ‘Do, Bronson Arroyo or Random Dude?

ucbearcats1125 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:03:23 +0000

I will take Bronson for the simple fact that he is not yet balding. Maybe that is what Bronson will look like in 15 years. Only time will tell. Let me know who ya got in the comments section.