Chris Henry’s top 10 possible career moves

10. Pacman Jones’ official “wing-man.”

9. Garbage collector in the ditches of I-75. Why not get a head start?

8. Chad Johnson’s teammate on their new Arena Football League team. One talks a lot and stays out of trouble off the field. The other says nothing except, “Yes, your honor.”

7. Jose Canseco’s publicist.

6. Phone operator for the Bengals’ “jerk line.” Takes one to know one.

5. Michael Vick’s newest co-defendant.

4. Mixed martial arts, he could star in 6-foot-4, 200-pound, waste-of-talent division.

3. Mail-room employee at the NFL offices. He’ll need something to do when he’s suspended all of this coming season.

2. Driver for the “Girls Gone Wild” bus.

And the top possible new job for Chris Henry:

1. Wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys.

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Chris Henry living the Thug Life…And now Jobless

Chris Henry getting charged is almost as predictable as the sun rising every morning. They Bengals are my team but I am so sick of this teams Wide Receivers. Chad Johnson needs to shut his mouth and Chris Henry is just a complete dumbass in every possible way. Keep TJ and take out the trash.

Warrants were issued for Henry’s arrest Wednesday. Cincinnati Assistant Police Chief James Whalen said late Wednesday authorities were negotiating with Henry’s lawyers to arrange his surrender to authorities.

Henry, 24, arrived at the Hamilton County Justice Center about midnight and was booked. He will be in Hamilton County Municipal Court at 12:30 p.m. today for an initial appearance on the charges.

Henry, of Florence, is accused of punching a man in the head and throwing a beer bottle at the man’s car Monday in Clifton Heights.

Henry is accused of leaving a visible gash in the head of Gregory Meyer. Court records say Meyer and other eyewitnesses identified Henry as the attacker. They say the beer bottle they accuse Henry of throwing at Meyer’s 2002 Honda broke the passenger-side window.

UPDATE: Bengals waive Henry

The Bengals announced this morning that they have released wide receiver Chris Henry.

Henry will be in court this morning to face assault and disorderly conduct charges.

Henry is in court today to face assault and disorderly conduct charges.

In a statement released by the team, Bengals president Mike Brown said Henry’s conduct can no longer be tolerated.

“Chris Henry has forfeited his opportunity to pursue a career with the Bengals. His conduct can no longer be tolerated,” Brown said.

“The Bengals tried for an extended period of time to support Chris and his potentially bright career. We had hoped to guide him toward an appropriate standard of personal responsibility that this community would support and that would allow him to play in the NFL.

“We acknowledge those fans who had concerns about Chris; at the same time we tried to help a young man.

“But those efforts end today, as we move on with what is best for our team.”

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